What would you do if Rita Ora, dressed as a monkey, in a submarine which was being vandalized by bands of anthropomorphic blue hair brushes, was actually a cake topper on a large upside down fragile exploding chocolate brick piano cake, shouting Japanese profanities whilst soaring through space into the mouth of a funky giraffe who had 28 teeth made entirely of sponge and whose neck twirled around to spell the words "I WORSHIP GOLLUM FROM LORD OF THE RINGS"?